Hey guys Charm here, DJ Rhythmics has a gun to my head and has told me that if I don’t update the site with a post, he’ll shut down the studio. 

So here’s a few minor trivialities to get out of the way:
- We’re going to be having some shirts for sale soon so keep checking the shop section of the site for those.
- Both Rhythmics and I should have new youtube mixes uploaded by the end of the weekend.
- Sunday Oct 18th, Rhythmics and I will be spinning on UStream at 10:00 pm EST, where we will be debuting the next Betamuse release.



Now onto more important matters



Rhythmics and I were at IHOP and i brought up the question; How much ass do you think Darren Styles has gotten? So I started doing the math, and decided to share it with everyone.

OK so Darren Styles has been around the scene since 1992. That is 17 years of ass to account for, so here we go:

On average there’s probably how many people at a Darren Styles concert? 500-600 people? Maybe more, but for the sake of argument lets use these numbers.

Now of those 500-600, 55% are probably women, maybe even more just because its Darren Styles. So that leaves us with (0.55 * 550) = 302.5 (That 0.5 might be a midget Darren Styles probably experimented with).

302.5 women are at his concert. now say a quarter are available. Than you’re left with 75.625 (obviously another midget).

Now say only a quarter of those are too Mr Styles liking. You’re left with 18.90 woman.

Now assume he only gets the girl half the time. Then he’s left with about 9 women per show.

SO OBVIOUSLY assuming Darren Styles can handle 9 woman in one night (which we all know hes capable of)

If he averages 2 shows a week for the past 17 years, and he bones 9 women per show (which i have the utmost faith that he does), than

(2*52*17*9) = 15912 women or bangs or lays or points

WOW. Don’t you want to be Darren Styles now?

Although you have to take into account the likely hood of getting an STD in the UK after that many partners. You would probably come up with a very disturbing probability that Mr. Styles might have something, and that it may be an inspiration for some of his songs.

Now what was the point of this long wild tangent? Nothing. Only that you should tune in to Rhythmics and I at UStream on Sunday October 18th, at 10:00 PM EST, and continually come to WWW.BETAMUSE.COM

-Charm

P.S Darren Styles if you’re reading this than…IM SORRY I AM SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU MAD YOU’RE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER HAD <3. Seriously though, you’re the man. Keep doing what you’re doing, this is all a joke. Don’t put a hit out on me : ) .

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